Fuck the Yankees
Rather than going into the long history of the Yankees, and how they suppressed countless teams throughout the years from having a
chance at winning before the season has evar began, I think I'll just talk about some of the current members of the team.
$25,705,118, ARod. Twenty-five MILLION dollars to play Baseball. Holy Shit. Not only is this man the most overrated player in
Baseball, well look exhibit 1.
Exhibit 1.(more about the other guy on the bottom of the page)
Enough Said.
$13,428,571, Jason Giambi. One Word. Steeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrooooooooiiiiiiiddddddssssss
$10,500,000, Mariano Rivera. Thats a nice 1.something ERA, but wait what is that against the Red Sox, almost 3? Two of your three
blown saves are against the Red Sox? Oh thats what i thought. Thank you come again.
$850,000, Tanyon Sturtze. Hey its a guy making an almost normal salary ("normal") on the Yankees. But well just look at him.
$15,419,815, Randy Johnson. Fuck Randy Johnson. Before he even played a game in Yankees Stadium he already showed signs of
cracking under the NY media pressure, when he started yelling and swearing at a reporter asking him a routine question. His on
field performance has shown what that pressure has done to him, with an ERA almost 2 runs higher than it was last year. Good
thing he is making $15 million for an average performance.
$19,600,00, Derek Jeter (the Guy "On Top" in the photo above). For Years this guy was part of the "Three Shortstop Saga" with
Nomar and Arod. Well we see how his relationship with Arod turned out. Nomar has been prone to various injuries for about three
years now. So go Jeter you're finally the best, by default.
Yankees Suck!
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